March 2012
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“He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape....”
– John Oliver on Rick Santorum, The Bugle 183 (via sixpencesoulcake)
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“On a somewhat serious note today because of a conversation the other day:
I...”
– You Didn’t Thank Me For Punching You in the Face « Views from the Couch (via golden-notebook)
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I have so many feelings about this and how it relates to the treatment I got as a kid and so many other things. God, I just can’t even.
(via madamethursday)
Fuck...
“‘This is for my kid; this is not for my career.’”
– James Caan - when asked about his guest starring role in Hawaii Five 0 (via itsnotfiftyitsfive0)
MCADians!
daggomusprime:
For those MCADians who follow me for my SPN stuffs, you gotta know, if you confront me at school and tell me that you know who I am and also hello, I will melt into a puddle and slide away into a drain because you guise make me feel rilly special and shy. So don’t freak out when I liquify ok it just happens.
And I’ll probably make this face at you
I’m sorry
NOW I WISH I WAS...
not-on-any-flatbread:
erinkyan:
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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